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i'm earl-ku, i'm aging, i'm doing my final year- in computer science, love gadgets, loves thrash talkin, loves house music, progressive house, funky jazz loves the daily newspaper, loves wacking people in the head, i'm single, i'm lonely, i'm bored, did i mention lonely? sometimes i'm an asshole, only sometimes! but i'm a good listener, i'm a good friend - more or less, i make good senseless joke, i will put up a good fight, i respect the elders, i can really fix stuffs - the handyman! i'm not a loser, i don't stab people in the back! i don't screw you unless you screw me! you screw me once - i screw you for life, i need tender loving care! lots of it pleaseeeeeeeee!

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 Tuesday, November 23, 2004

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Okay this happened like 2 nights ago, at a mamak, me and my mates were rounding up the booze session, ok i was sitting beside this other group of guys, you know average guy who talks bout chicks, clubbin ... etc etc, i would also wanna tell you that I AM NOT DRUNK at that particular time ... I overheard something freaking funny, but rude!

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I will adress them all as assholes ... there were four of them!

Asshole[1]: Hey you know that ... chick ar, the one you guys saw the other day?
Asshole[2]: Yeah, the one which was freakin hot! rite!
Asshole[1]: Yeah ...
Asshole[1]: You guys wanna know something? huh?
Asshole[3]: Come one tell us ... wat the fuck is it about?
Asshole[1]: You know she slept over my place that nite rite ...
Asshole[2]: Wahlau eh ... ONS (One Night Stand)
Asshole[1]: Hahaha ... So we had sex ... yada yada yada ...
Asshole[1]: This is the fun part - She is the chick with the biggest areola, i've ever seen ... you guys won't believe it wan ...

If anyone of you who do not know whats a areola ... go here!

Asshole[2]: Sure or not ...
Asshole[1]: Aiks i was with her la, of coz i know la, its this big (ha made a big circle with his fingers indicating the size of the areola)
Asshole[3]: Wah u mah lucky lo ...
Asshole[1]: Wah .. So ugly man, the areola so big, but she was good at sucking me ... (god knows what she was sucking ...)
Asshole[4]: So whats with size of her areola ...
Asshole[1]: Its very big la ... like a 50 cent coin ....

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Well, then this is what might i sad might have happened to the girl that the Asshole was sleeping the other nite with her girlfriends at some other mamak that nite ...

Girl[1]: Hey that day who sent you home ar ...
Girl[2]: Err I never went home leh ... kekeke
Girl[1]: Huh then where the hell you went ar ... that guy was suppose to sent you home rite?
Girl[2]: I went back to his place la ... eyer you ar ask so much ...
Girl[1]: Don't tell me you went back to his place ar ... eyer you ar so slutty wan! were you drunk?
Girl[2]:No la .. a lil tipsy only
Girl[1]: Then u guys did it ar? kekeke
Girl[2]: Err dun wan to tell you ... you so "keh poh chi" wan.
Girl[1]: Tell la, how was the sex? Great ...
Girl[2]: Hmmph ... ok la tell you la, but you don't tell anyone ar .... promise?
Girl[1]: PROMISE! la
Girl[2]: He had a small weeney...and he came very fast ...
Girl[1]: kekekekekekeke ....how small?
Girl[2]: ***shows her had and said - This small ....
Girl[1]: hahahaha never see before lo this small ....
Girl[2]: Then i told him that we could do it again, but he said he was tired and went to sleep ...
Girl[1]: kakakakakakakakkaka
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Haha the part bout the girlfriends talk might or might not have happened at all... but it is indeed funny, and could've happened ... the way the guy talked bout his encounter ... what i say - never never complain ... its free so don complain bout it ... what a jerk!

When i told my friends that the same conversation by the chick might be taking place at the same time in some mamak too, we broke off and laughed like hell, they looked at us, and we looked back ... then those asshole went on and talked bout cars ... and we still laughed like hell.

Now as for me, i'm a poor sob! i've got no sex life, but in return, i've got tons of homework and coursework literally shouting for my attention to be worked on ... yeah and i've got great friends all around me ... who needs sex, we can just listen!



posted by earl-ku @ 11/23/2004 07:08:00 AM    

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