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i'm earl-ku, i'm aging, i'm doing my final year- in computer science, love gadgets, loves thrash talkin, loves house music, progressive house, funky jazz loves the daily newspaper, loves wacking people in the head, i'm single, i'm lonely, i'm bored, did i mention lonely? sometimes i'm an asshole, only sometimes! but i'm a good listener, i'm a good friend - more or less, i make good senseless joke, i will put up a good fight, i respect the elders, i can really fix stuffs - the handyman! i'm not a loser, i don't stab people in the back! i don't screw you unless you screw me! you screw me once - i screw you for life, i need tender loving care! lots of it pleaseeeeeeeee!

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Tuesday, November 30, 2004

Are you gay?

This is freakin funny, got this from Andrew, see according to this strip, if your ring finger is longer than your index finger than YOU ARE GAY! Hahaha what a great and funny way to identify gay men, now now now, don't get me wrong, i am no gay prejudice, i like gay friends, they can be good friends, great company ... muahahahaha


Anyhow, i did a comparison and .... I AM NOT GAY


I just like girls


in fact i like chicks, females, ladies, women ...ehem ehem milf .... or whatever you call them, muhahahahaha :)


Freak your day out ya ...!


posted by earl-ku @ 11/30/2004 07:37:00 AM    

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Monday, November 29, 2004

Its been blogged!

Fak, classes at 9:30, and i haven got a clue on what the case study was all about, we were suppose to read on this case study before class starts ... but i can't even get a single paragraph in. By the way, i caught my neighbours fucking again on audio ... will put it up later ...

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this the latest audio file of my neighbours fucking again! I am getting sick of this shit, and sickest part is me recording it, i just got back from bangsar th other day, at about 3 and as i entered my room, there they were, fucking again! When i'm free i'm gonna make a compilation of this!

Dowload Here!


posted by earl-ku @ 11/29/2004 08:16:00 AM    

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Thursday, November 25, 2004

Parasites

Wikipedia
A parasite is an organism that lives in or on the living tissue of a host organism at the expense of it. The biological interaction between the host and the parasite is called parasitism. Parasitism is a type of symbiosis, by one definition, although another definition of symbiosis excludes parasitism, since it requires that the host benefit from the interaction as well as the parasite.

Parasites are generally smaller than their hosts, absorbing nutrients from the host's body fluids, but this is far from a universal strategy.

Organisms whose life cycle guarantees the death of the host are not called parasites, but are parasitoids.

A few parasites have hosts which are themselves parasites. These are called hyperparasites.


I am getting really fed-up ... sometimes, you get groupmates which are great, sometimes you get real fucked up ones ... or most of the time, or for me! all the time ... In my almost gonna be 4 years of college life, i have never once, never once got a real groupmate, a real group mate as in one that would be sharing the burden of the work ... "Teammates are those who work with you to help create your purpose and vision", In this case that would be help with the assignment or homework

There was once my lecturer, he is my favourite one, he told us when we choose a teammate or partner, never never choose a parasitic one, one who consumes too much and never produce or contribute ... we tend not to choose this parasitic partners but in turn they will seek you out ...

Did you know that malaria is the deadliest parasite? I always though of malaria as a fever ... by mosquitoes of course!


posted by earl-ku @ 11/25/2004 10:36:00 PM    

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Secret "Hong Kong" Recipe 2

I'm bored, i looked out the window, and i am stunned again ... i ran and grab my cam and took this ... the Hong Kong "Secret Recipe" even came from instant noodle, this is the continuing series of the "Hong Kong Food and Drinks Restaurant" ...this time what i saw was some instant noodle being unpacked, then the flavouring is separated into diff bowls ... but why does a Hong Kong styled restaurant serves instant noodle? and judging bu the amount of the noodle the staff is unpacking, i would say this might be their speciality ...

I have only been to this restaurant once, that is during its 1st week of opening, but as time passes and what i have so far seen from my windows, will make me stay away from this restaurant, coz they are filthy, if you would any filthier, you have to go to a a dumpster ... but i might just walk in and ask for the instant noodle i see their staff unpacks everyday ...


see the green thrash bin behind her?


noodles and flavouring separated ...
can't they just open it when people orders it?


see those other thrash right beside her working table?


there u have, the people who brought you
Secret "Hong Kong" Recipe! Kudos!


posted by earl-ku @ 11/25/2004 01:46:00 PM    

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Wednesday, November 24, 2004

My Neighbours are Fucking Again!

Actually i intended to blog bout something else, but then of all the silent i am getting, i suddenly hear the moaning of my neighbours again ... FUCK, they are fucking again, remember my last "Love Thy Neighbour" entry? which even came with an audio? and guess what? you you're rite - its 12PM, what with them man? they fucking all over the clock, at at some pretty wird times too! they fucked at 10PM, they fucked at 12AM, they fucked at 4AM, and now they are fucking in the middle of the day? Don't they have have to work? I am thinking of maybe they got home during lunch hour and mede themselve some afternoon delight ...

I getting pretty fed-up with these particular fucking malay couple? No i have no prejudice against any fucking malay couple, IF YOU ARE NOT LETTING ME HEAR YOUR FUCKING MOANING AND GROANING, you are some bloody fucker who can't fuck a lil quieter! and try not letting my mother hear them fucking by FUCKING LATE AT NIGHT, Me? i don't mind, but what happens if my mom hears it?

What should i do? Should I go knocking on their door and tell them in a politely manner that their pleasure activity is disturbing me? - partially is beacause i don not fuck as often as them? Or should go go report them to JAIS or JAWI or some kinda Islamic Council? hoping that they are some "khalwat" couple and get them arrested! Or as a friend of mine sugested, i should record and convert all their moaning and groaning and them make them a CD and put it in their mail box? Or should i get some pin-hole cam and try recording them in action and hopefully set up a streaming server so you guys can all watch them on "http://www.myneighboursarefuckingrightnow.net"

What should i do?


posted by earl-ku @ 11/24/2004 11:45:00 AM    

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Tuesday, November 23, 2004

Conversations

Okay this happened like 2 nights ago, at a mamak, me and my mates were rounding up the booze session, ok i was sitting beside this other group of guys, you know average guy who talks bout chicks, clubbin ... etc etc, i would also wanna tell you that I AM NOT DRUNK at that particular time ... I overheard something freaking funny, but rude!

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I will adress them all as assholes ... there were four of them!

Asshole[1]: Hey you know that ... chick ar, the one you guys saw the other day?
Asshole[2]: Yeah, the one which was freakin hot! rite!
Asshole[1]: Yeah ...
Asshole[1]: You guys wanna know something? huh?
Asshole[3]: Come one tell us ... wat the fuck is it about?
Asshole[1]: You know she slept over my place that nite rite ...
Asshole[2]: Wahlau eh ... ONS (One Night Stand)
Asshole[1]: Hahaha ... So we had sex ... yada yada yada ...
Asshole[1]: This is the fun part - She is the chick with the biggest areola, i've ever seen ... you guys won't believe it wan ...

If anyone of you who do not know whats a areola ... go here!

Asshole[2]: Sure or not ...
Asshole[1]: Aiks i was with her la, of coz i know la, its this big (ha made a big circle with his fingers indicating the size of the areola)
Asshole[3]: Wah u mah lucky lo ...
Asshole[1]: Wah .. So ugly man, the areola so big, but she was good at sucking me ... (god knows what she was sucking ...)
Asshole[4]: So whats with size of her areola ...
Asshole[1]: Its very big la ... like a 50 cent coin ....

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Well, then this is what might i sad might have happened to the girl that the Asshole was sleeping the other nite with her girlfriends at some other mamak that nite ...

Girl[1]: Hey that day who sent you home ar ...
Girl[2]: Err I never went home leh ... kekeke
Girl[1]: Huh then where the hell you went ar ... that guy was suppose to sent you home rite?
Girl[2]: I went back to his place la ... eyer you ar ask so much ...
Girl[1]: Don't tell me you went back to his place ar ... eyer you ar so slutty wan! were you drunk?
Girl[2]:No la .. a lil tipsy only
Girl[1]: Then u guys did it ar? kekeke
Girl[2]: Err dun wan to tell you ... you so "keh poh chi" wan.
Girl[1]: Tell la, how was the sex? Great ...
Girl[2]: Hmmph ... ok la tell you la, but you don't tell anyone ar .... promise?
Girl[1]: PROMISE! la
Girl[2]: He had a small weeney...and he came very fast ...
Girl[1]: kekekekekekeke ....how small?
Girl[2]: ***shows her had and said - This small ....
Girl[1]: hahahaha never see before lo this small ....
Girl[2]: Then i told him that we could do it again, but he said he was tired and went to sleep ...
Girl[1]: kakakakakakakakkaka

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Haha the part bout the girlfriends talk might or might not have happened at all... but it is indeed funny, and could've happened ... the way the guy talked bout his encounter ... what i say - never never complain ... its free so don complain bout it ... what a jerk!

When i told my friends that the same conversation by the chick might be taking place at the same time in some mamak too, we broke off and laughed like hell, they looked at us, and we looked back ... then those asshole went on and talked bout cars ... and we still laughed like hell.

Now as for me, i'm a poor sob! i've got no sex life, but in return, i've got tons of homework and coursework literally shouting for my attention to be worked on ... yeah and i've got great friends all around me ... who needs sex, we can just listen!



posted by earl-ku @ 11/23/2004 07:08:00 AM    

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Monday, November 22, 2004

iPaq Screenshot 3

I love my iPaq!


Theme: Spb Black

Theme : Domo Chat

My Blog on PPC Internet Explorer

My Blog on PPC Internet Explorer

Gary's Birthday entry on my blog

Chick and Booze on PPC Internet Explorer


posted by earl-ku @ 11/22/2004 11:35:00 AM    

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Gary's 23rd birthday

It was Gary's birthday, his 23rd ... we used to be classmates in secondary school, also my ex-colleague a long long time ago. So couple of us got together and celebrated Gary's birthday with ... with beers la ... what else ... we went to John's pub, a friends of ours and we thrashed his place ...

Note: Gary, please don't kill me over those pic .... remember you were pissed off drunk ... so are we ... hahaha and if i remembered - we had like 13 or 15 jugs of beers...

And the vomit was suppose to happen at the end, not the middle, fak i screwed up the pics sequence ...


night-mode shot, cools streaks of light

Gary, John, Black and the birthday cake ...

Chicks, booze and cake ...

Cake and booze ...not a good combination!

Chick and Cake

I'm ok ... I'm ok la ...

me and sandy

chicks and me

weird hands sign!

drunk gays

kakakakaka Gary and his puke! Priceless!

The Priceless Series of Gary and his Puke

wat the ... the puke landed on his pants!

song ar ... "I like my Puke"

The Aftermath

The Brotherhood, eh got chick wo ...

I'm ok la ....

Fuck You!

Fucking blur!

Kuaci Man ...

The Culprits



posted by earl-ku @ 11/22/2004 05:58:00 AM    

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Sunday, November 21, 2004

undreaming.com

Ladies and Gentlemen, Love Foolosopher is proud to bring you "undreaming.com" - its a photojournal, with of course, nice pix ... well he is definitely taking better pictures than me ;)



*** Fevrus hope I can get u a fix ... hehe!


posted by earl-ku @ 11/21/2004 08:33:00 PM    

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Secret "Hong Kong" Recipe

Okay i'm not a regular of this establishment - "Hong Kong Food and Drinks", its located at Pandan Indah, Kuala Lumpur just right beside the 7-Eleven. I am not gonna be doing a food-review entry here ... So why am i bloggin bout this particular shop? Its secret recipe of being filthy, since this restaurant begun operation bout 6 months ago, this restaurant serves Hong Kong foods and drinks, which is quite good. I only been there once.

Bout those pics i've taken, it shows a big bucket full of chicken or some kind of meat thats been left under the scorching sun for the whole afternoon. I wonder the content of bacteria in the bucket, as bacteria multiplies in warm temperature, thats not the best part, the best part is that the amount of thrash beside the raw meat, you can see a thrash bin right beside it, and some other thras which is just not far from it ... The last picture shows some whole chicken being defrosted in another pail ... Higher resolution pictures are available too.

From what I see, everyday! I will not be patronising this restaurant in any near future ...


The Bucket of chicken left under the sun [Hi-Res Pic]


Men at work! - [Hi-Res Pic]


Women unpacking chickens [Hi-Res Pic]


posted by earl-ku @ 11/21/2004 10:06:00 AM    

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Deadline Blues

I hate deadlines, espcially if its a deadline for my coursework. My Distributed Systems coursework dues this 27th November ... and I have another class starting on the 29th - the SISP module. Classes are like everyday for 2 weeks or less, then I'll have another 2 weeks to complete the coursework ... Fuck since DBMS last month, I will be doing 2 or more classes like this back to back ...

This is how my fuckin screwed-up school structures the class. Which leaves me no time ... This is even worst if the module involves tons and tons and tons of research ...
Its like i am doing an express ride to my degree ...

I'm afraid i will not be able to complete my current assignment on time ... and i have a fairly easy goin partner who is nonchalant on what the hell we are actually doing ...
Damn ... I have now 7 Days to complete my coursework ...

Help, help! Anyone wanna help me on my coursework?


posted by earl-ku @ 11/21/2004 04:23:00 AM    

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Wednesday, November 17, 2004

British Iraqi CARE worker slained

Its sad to read of such news, she was the CARE director who has been working towards humanitarian aids for the children and womens of Iraqis for the past 30 years, and the Iraqis killed her.



The Base of Jihad is said to be responsible for her murder. Base of Jihad has been blamed for numerous beheadings of foreigners in Iraq, including the slayings of Americans Nicholas Berg, Eugene Armstrong and Jack Hensley, and Briton Kenneth Bigley. They also claimed responsibility for the killing of a Japanese hostage.

Why would them kill someone who is neutral and provide their children and women with aids for 30 years! This is so wrong!

Iraq charity worker feared killed
British Hostage Believed Slain in Video
Hassan family statement:Full Text
CARE profoundly saddened by the apparent death of Mrs. Margaret Hassan



posted by earl-ku @ 11/17/2004 05:38:00 AM    

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Tuesday, November 16, 2004

sixthseal.com

He made my day muahahahaha, Woke up at 4 o clock in the evening and read this :

The Condom Man and His Spanish Fly


posted by earl-ku @ 11/16/2004 04:00:00 PM    

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Monday, November 15, 2004

My Gmail

My gmail invitation is courtesy of Carlos Cazurro of cazurro.com
My gmail address is earl.ku[at]gmail.com
Teehehehee, I have 1Gb from yahoo and another 1Gb from gmail ... but really, do I need that much? hmmmmm




posted by earl-ku @ 11/15/2004 07:57:00 PM    

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My iPaq Screenshot 2

My second show which add towards my screenshot series .... NBTD



Selamay Hari Raya! Eid Mubrak!


posted by earl-ku @ 11/15/2004 07:30:00 PM    

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Sunday, November 14, 2004

Tiu Nia Ma Ga Chau Hai

Tiu kau lei hamkahchan, lei lo mo tai fahai, ma chau hai, chau chee bai, I'm very pised off to wake up and find this motherfucker who has posted twice on my tag-board with the word "shit".

Hey fuck you man, please go fuck yourself in the head, I don't know who the hell you are, and I dont care! IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT WHAT YOU READ PLEASE, DONT READ IT, DON"T VISIT MY BLOG! ITS MY BLOG!

Please don't come in here twice a day and post some silly message on my tag-board you motherfucker, tiu nia ma ga hai!


posted by earl-ku @ 11/14/2004 07:08:00 PM    

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Need for Speed: Underground 2

Woot Woot ... my lappy can still play this game .. lucky me man! Thanks to Chen Hong for loaning me the dvd, hehe ;) The game is superb man, this time around, you get to mod more stuff, suvs too ... and you get to have audio system on ur car too, and plus some other great cars, and the other thing which i lved the most would be the ablity to challenge other cars right of the street ... this is cool! And unline the previous version, the gameplay has changed a lot, more version of the race ... and there are like more races around ... but the sms thing is kinda lame ... IMO


But I'm kinda pissed off at my keyboard, since the 1st Version of NFSU, I would get sticky keys. This is what,imagine in the middle of a cool race and your leading with one more lap out of 4 lap to go, wham suddenly your cars goes to the left, and you can't turn it back, and u lift off your hands from the keyboard, damn the car is still moving ot left only ... arghhhh! I had to restart like so many races which i was for sure gonna win ...

Fuck! This is sticky keys .. i think so, problems found in laptops ....arghhhhhhh

and I found out that I am a:




You Are a Link Blogger!



Your blog is more about cool links than thougtful posts.
Better to be entertaining and breif than longwinded and boring!




posted by earl-ku @ 11/14/2004 05:13:00 AM    

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The Truth


  1. Conformity to fact or actuality.
  2. A statement proven to be or accepted as true.
  3. Sincerity; integrity.
  4. Fidelity to an original or standard.
    • Reality; actuality.
    • often Truth That which is considered to be the supreme reality and to have the ultimate meaning and value of existence.


The truth is is not always pleasant or easy to be accepted, and and tends to be hard to listen, the truth sometimes seems untrue or unfair. In reality nothing is fair, and nothing always seems to be true.

I hate the truthness in things ... it gives the whole scenario a whole new different perspective. The truth will not remain the truth if it is left untold.

The Truth ...

PS: Happy Birthday to myself ... Its the 23rd


posted by earl-ku @ 11/14/2004 02:40:00 AM    

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Saturday, November 13, 2004

Je suis seul

That french for "I am lonely" ... thats how I feel now, sad ... but its true. I can not imagine how will it feel like to be lonely for the rest of my life!

People tend be lonely when they are depressed ... or people who are depressed will feel lonely? Haha people who are lonely and depressed tends to be suicidal too ... but I am not ... so where does that put me? Mood Swings?


posted by earl-ku @ 11/13/2004 10:03:00 PM    

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Starbucks Rendevous

Evelyn, hope you're not gonna kill me for posting it here...muahahaha
We were here ...


This is Evelyn ;)


This is her lappy...


This is Evelyn with her Lappy ...


posted by earl-ku @ 11/13/2004 06:42:00 PM    

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Friday, November 12, 2004

My iPaq Screenshot

I had nothing to blog, I just wanted to post something .... muahahahaha

I liked this wallpaper a lot...


posted by earl-ku @ 11/12/2004 06:42:00 AM    

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